the plot of trimax is so funny when you realize that legato is like “Vash is my Mortal Enemy I Must Kill Him At All Costs It’s The Only Way Knives Will Acknowledge Me, No Plan is Too Complex I Will Devote My Every Waking Hour to Preparing His Demise” and at the same time Knives is on the phone w Wolfwood like “hey man, yeah there’s this guy following me around who keeps trying to kill my brother, i’m not gonna tell him to stop because that would really hurt his feelings but you gotta make sure he doesn’t do that.”

i just need to make everybody aware of what i consider to be the spiritual sequel to this post

i have a bookstore employee secret to share and it’s that when you buy milk and honey we all make fun of you

if you pick up anything categorized as “online poetry” all the gay booksellers are already pointing and laughing at you from the other side of the store

i thought you were making a grocery store post and i as liike no those are good fluids

when you buy milk and honey we all panic because we thought we got rid of the guy selling unpasteurized animal products in the biography section

you’ll never take me down

alternate version

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Nafplio, Greece (by Kamil Krol)

28. Kauai Elepaio

27. Slender-billed Parakeet

26. Blue-and-yellow Tanager

25. Sharp-tailed Starling

twitter limiting the amount of tweets you get to read per day is ridiculous but if tiktok limited the amount of videos people got to see per day it would be the biggest win for mental health since ssris

say it’s over